Dedicated to all of you still in the breastfeeding trenches and those who have come out from it alive 🙂
2.5 Years Old
After ice cream Lexi asks for breast: “Mmmmm booboo and ice cream in my mouth” while smiling.
Lexi asks to breastfeeding in a demanding tone. I say “You need to ask nicely”\
Lexi responds: “Can I please have big white boobie and pink boobie?”
3 years old
Lexi demands: “Give me Boobie!!!” while I am hiding it from her. “If you don’t give me Boobie, I’m gonna huff and I’m gonna puff and I’m gonna blow mommy down. ”
Lexi is looking for boobie in the blankets… Finally uncovered it: “There are you mister Boobie!”
-“Knock knock” (Lexi)
-“Who’s there?” (me)
-“Me sitting here waiting for booby!”
-“Why do you like breastfeeding so much?” I ask her one day.
-“Because it’s my favorite food in all the worda” (world)
3.5 year old
-“And now I found the boobie. My treasure I’ve been looking for.”
Lexi: I’m the boobie monster! I’ll never ever let go of your boobie. I suck everybody’s boobie.
Lexi: Mama I found your boobie protector. (Bra) It protects boobie from the sun but when boobie needs to get out, it needs sunscreen