Going Off the Pill or How I Thought I was Pregnant

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Traditionally, one of the first steps of  planning a baby is going off Birth Control. Granted, with me, it takes a bit of a different course with all the pre-conception care and preparedness.
However, last month was my time to unleash the power of natural hormones. Oh boy, did I NOT know what I was getting myself into!

In order for you to understand what I am about to describe and not to schluff me off as one of those hypochondriac-y hysterical pregnancy prone chicks, you need to know this:

I have been on THE PILL my whole adult life. I started when I was 18 and have NEVER been off of it up until now, 8 years later. In addition to that, when I was working as a model in NYC, I had consulted with my doctor and he agreed that it’d be just fine if I were to take the active pills non-stop without making a break for the white placebo pills, thus skipping my period altogether.

I went on living my life without a period for two years, happy as a clam not to experience any side effects of having one. By the end of the 2nd year I was starting to wonder what having a period felt like – I’d completely forgotten. I could not  fathom why girls, who are already on the pill, would even bother putting themselves through the wringer that we call “mothernature’sgiftoallwomen”.
At that point I was completely unfamiliar with the PMS and period symptoms that most women experience monthly.


So when time came to go off my pill, I  cheerfully tossed my used pack in the trash and ignored the annoying daily calls from Target to remind me that my auto-refill prescription is ready.
Condoms became our friend # 1 and I went on to live what I thought was going to be a normal life.

The craziness started with light spotting on day 4-5 after I should have ovulated. I didn’t think much about it until I realized that day, that I had VERY SENSITIVE boobs… Like,the  not normal “can’t wear a shirt without a bra”, “do not touch me” sensitive boobs. I thought back and remembered that we had sex about the time that ovulation should have occurred. My thoughts started racing:”OMG! No way! We used a condom! I don’t have maternity coverage yet! I CAN’T BE PREGNANT YET”! I realized that it wouldn’t be the end of the world if i were to be pregnant, but i would have preferred to have maternity coverage and have my wisdom teeth out, etc etc…

My husband, of course, calmed me down saying that I am silly and there was no way i am pregnant. Ok, so I calmed down. For now. We all know how unreliable condoms can be, but he’s right, I can’t be pregnant.

A few days went by, I kept complaining about how strange it was that my boobs were SOOO Sensitive!!!  And then the emotions started acting up. I think I cried a few times in one day…and more than a few days that week.
“Oh Gosh! – i thought, Here’s the pregnancy emotions! Am i really pregnant? I have never felt that way!” At some point I remember crying in my husband’s arms, complaining about something, and then both of us laughing about how stupid what I am crying about was, which would send me deeper into my weeping hysterical non-sense fit.
“I must be pregnant!”- i thought. I don’t cry, I’m not a cry baby. My friends who know me well are well aware that I don’t cry.

That day I had to do my pre-conception bloodwork and urine test and they discovered some protein in my urine which can be a sign of pregnancy ( strangely enough no pregnancy test was performed), which further proved my fears/hypothesis.

To make a long story short, I waited for my next doctor’s appointment and asked them to do a pregnancy test which came back negative ( of course!) and life went back to normal leaving me wondering why on earth I was experiencing pregnancy symptoms without being pregnant. My husband’s guess was “hysterical pregnancy”, a made-up pregnancy where a woman is so anxious to get pregnant that she thinks she’s feeling the symptoms. I hated this “diagnosis”, because one – I am not anxious to get pregnant, i’m not ready yet on any of the fronts, not until all things are in place; and two- I really felt those things.  I mean, I was crying like a baby over something stupid like forgetting to brush my teeth, then laughing that i was crying over that, then crying because it was …all…. just….sooooo…saaaaaaaaad 🙂 ahahahaha!

When my period finally came, once again proving (Thank God!) that I am not pregnant, a light bulb went off in my head:


The normal hormonal fluctuation and imbalance most women experience monthly and are very used to.

This was absolutely hilarious to me. I hadn’t had a period in so long that I completely forgot what it feels like: the mood swings mid cycle, the sore boobs, breaking out, crying, cramps, bleeding. It was so foreign to me that it never once occurred that what I was feeling could be normal. Most girls were very used to feeling this way and therefore didn’t pay much attention to it. For me, on the other hand, it was all new!

It was very satisfying to tell my husband that I really DID feel those things ( I’m suspecting he thought i was one of those crazy people), that i didn’t invent the symptoms.
We laughed, we cried, it was better than “Cats”, but at least now I know that if I am not supposed to get pregnant, I probably won’t, and it’s just my period 🙂

As far as protein in my pee, that was something completely different and is another story that you will hopefully hear soon.

Now, make me feel more like a normal (read: not crazy) person and tell me your own pregnancy scare stories in the comments! ( it’s a good time to introduce yourself if you’d like, too)

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    November 24, 2010 at 10:49 AM

    Oh goodness, I go through this all the time!!! I hate how the signs of pregnancy & pms are sooo close!! If I am a week late, I always run out and buy a test!

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      November 24, 2010 at 5:26 PM

      I know. It makes sense when you think that each month our body get ready for a baby, but still. I would hate having sex without BC and always being worried that i’d get pregnant. I used to think it’s one of the worst things that could happen to me: unplanned pregnancy.

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        November 24, 2010 at 5:32 PM

        +1 I’m also terrified of unplanned pregnancy! Actually I had nightmares about getting pregnant on more than one occasion – still remember the feeling of desperation that I felt lol

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          November 24, 2010 at 5:35 PM

          As you can see by this post, it still scares me even though i’m actually planning it. But it’d suck to get pregnant before everything is in order.

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    November 24, 2010 at 5:21 PM

    I guess, I am one of the lucky ones because I do not ever have PMS – no cramps, no mood swings, no sore boobs, etc. I feel just like any other day except for the tampon – So there should be little room for doubts if I ever get pregnant 🙂

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      November 24, 2010 at 5:24 PM

      That’s sort of how I felt before I was on the pill with the exception of cramps ( i had those from day 1). And it wasn’t until I was off the pill that I realized that different it was. I didn’t think i had mood swings or sore boobs before.
      Though, you’re so lucky not to have cramps! I find them really annoying!

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    November 26, 2010 at 3:23 PM

    Oh,how I understand you!
    Every month when my period is late I become nervous thinking is everything is fine?!
    Once my period was late more then for 2 weeks and I was to scared to buy a test,and of course I had all the symptoms(score boobs,sickness,I wanted to sleep all the time etc) and I talked with my bf who was shoked about it,and trying to understand how possible it is,but as we use condoms we understand thant everything is possible.
    When the period funally came i was soooooooo happy even though I had a terrible stomachache,weakness ect.
    So I think that every girl felt this horror at least once a life;)))))))))

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      November 27, 2010 at 6:50 PM

      Yeah it’s funny how our body puts us through the wringer all our life. It’ll be nice to to worry about getting pregnant.

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    December 15, 2010 at 9:22 AM

    Straightforward and well written, thank you for the info

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