Stuff my husband says..

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Stuff My Husband Says..

Stuff My Husband Says..

Husband showing Lexi things in the pantry and labeling them for her (per my request, helps with speech development in the future):

– “This is bread!” (point at a stale French baguette) “It’s rock hard…. You could fend off a thief with it….”

– “This is macaroni. It’s good. You can spread it on the floor and the thief would crunch on them as he walks and you’ll know he is coming…”

– “These are potato chips.” {pauses as he’s thinking} “…You can feed them to the thief and he will die from obesity?”

Stuff My Husband Says..

{while changing the diaper}

– “Clean up on aisle one. Clean up on aisle one. And by aisle one I mean the crack of your ass.”

Stuff My Husband Says..

19 COMMENTS

  1. Oh my goodness, I LOVE this! Thanks for making me laugh, nearly though I was going to give birth.
    Keep the great posts coming. I have been following you for a while now and visit your blog daily to see if I missed anything.
    I would love it if you would follow mine and like my Facebook/Twitter pages.

    Lorraine

    • Hahaha that’s funny!
      I love the songs my partner makes up when he bathes our son. Something about bugs in his hair 😛

  2. Hi Elena,

    I’m usually a lurker but I’ve been wanting to know how speaking Russian to Alexis is going. Also, I loved this post! Have a great day!

    • Hi Sarah!
      It’s going better than I expected but at the same time not. 🙂 I am speaking Russian to her but I didn’t realize how hard it would be finding words or not reverting to English when I don’t think. Overall, I think we are doing good, but I would like to continue improving.

  3. Love them all, but the last one especially. When my husband lets me sleep in, I often hear him saying funny things to her too. She’s 23 months so she then repeats them. It’s adorable.

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